Hold My Clipboard - 16oz Can

American Double IPA - 9% abv

You'll make a fine little helper. What's your name?
Equipped with the right amount of fruit and twice your daily dosage of milk sugar and vanilla, this decadent frappe DIPA hoists enough heft to freeze the left half of your brain. Hopped past the stop sign, this stuff is better than that monster eggnog our brother makes with lighter fluid. And we'd know, he's been going to this high school for 7 and a half years now.